As you know God’s wrath is upon us:

According to the founding pastor of New York City’s Times Square Church, David Wilkerson, denizens of the Big Apple should stockpile survival gear and a month’s supply of non-perishable food in preparation for an “earth-shattering calamity” that could happen at any moment. The threat is not from foreign terrorists this time, but instead from God.

Question: How exactly will duct tape and trail mix help you survive the End of Times?

I think our national mood has moved from concern, to distress, to panic, which is what you get when distess reaches the point of absurdity.